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The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

Some of these are petty in just the right ways.

Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.

Let's see how we can enshittify things further...

In conclusion: Stop forcing me to download a dang app to use my air fryer! I WOULD THROW MY PHONE INTO THE AIR FRYER OVER THIS IF I HAD ANY WAY TO TURN THE AIR FRYER ON AFTER IT WAS IN THERE.

I want dumb appliances, not everything needs to be internet connected.